"Boomer's Creed - Ich überleb' Euch alle!"

"[Verse 1]
Die Zeitung lügt, das Thermometer fällt
Der Nachbarshund, der hat gebellt
Die Jugend frech, der Sprit zu teuer
Ausländer sind mir nicht geheuer

[Chorus]
Ich überleb' euch alle (auf Teufel komm raus!)
Die Welt verreckt? Scheißegal, ich bin im Haus
Ich bunker Bier, ich bunker Wurst
Auf eure Apokalypse hab ich keinen Durst!

[Verse 2]
Die Rente klein, die Ärzte doof
Die Heizung spinnt, das Leben droht
Mit Inflation und Klimakacke
Ich lach' mich tot, ihr habt' ne Macke

[Chorus]
Ich überleb' euch alle (auf Teufel komm raus!)
Die Welt verreckt? Scheißegal, ich bin im Haus
Ich bunker Bier, ich bunker Wurst
Auf eure Apokalypse hab ich keinen Durst!

[Bridge]
Ihr könnt mich mal, ihr Gutmenschenpack
Ich hab' genug, mein Keller ist knack
Voll mit Konserven und 'ner Flasche Korn
Ich warte ab, was Neues kommt, ihr seid doch eh schon verloren!

[Chorus]
Ich überleb' euch alle (auf Teufel komm raus!)
Die Welt verreckt? Scheißegal, ich bin im Haus
Ich bunker Bier, ich bunker Wurst
Auf eure Apokalypse hab ich keinen Durst!

[Outro]
(…auf Teufel komm raus… auf Teufel komm raus…)"

 

 

[Intro] [Scratches, synth stabs, heavy 808 beat]

Yo, check it, clap it up for the funky boomer, your favorite historian of things that were "better back then"

[Verse 1] [Boomer Rant]

Suburban dreams in my cul-de-sac lair

Lawn perfectly trimmed, like anybody cares

Got my Barcalounger, TV's loud and clear

News turned up to eleven, just to taste your tears

[Chorus] [Funky Beat, DJ scratches]

Funky Boomer, that's my name

Back in my day, we actually felt the pain

Got my pension, got my peace

Pulled the ladder up, now I'm talkin' 'bout "increase"

[Verse 2] [Boomer Complaint]

Damn kids screamin', playin' in the street

On your TikTok grind while you can't pay heat

My problem's hemorrhoids and finding the remote

You’re fightin' for healthcare, I’m mad about my boat

[Chorus] [Funky Beat, DJ scratches]

Funky Boomer, that's my name

If you worked harder, you could do the same (sure you could)

Got my pension, got my peace

Signed the climate ‘L’ and called it "free enterprise," capisce?

[Verse 3] [Generational Flex]

I bought my house on a part‑time wage

Now I’m shakin’ my fist at your rent‑trap rage

"Stop buyin’ lattes," that’s my TED Talk line

While my fifth vacation’s on your overtime

Got a two‑car garage and a third I don’t use

Givin’ hustle advice on the six o’clock news

Say "nobody wants to work" from my RV chair

While the nurse on a double shift tucks me with care

[Chorus] [Funky Beat, DJ scratches]

Funky Boomer, that's my name

Tellin’ you to grind while I rigged the game

Got my pension, got my peace

Bought the dip in ‘80, now I feast, you get the least

[Bridge] [Synth Break, echoing vocals]

I paid my dues, climbed the ladder high

Then kicked it down and told you all "just try"

Don't need your drama, don't need your strife

Just wanna gatekeep my Funky Boomer life

[Verse 4] [Half‑Awake Reflection]

Scrollin’ through the comments on my Facebook page

Caps‑lock wisdom, boomer sage

"Kids these days don’t know sacrifice"

Typed on a phone I upgrade twice

Part of me wonders if I missed the point

While I blame your tears on a weak‑ass joint

But the beat keeps knockin’, ego stays on

If I said I was sorry, would the funk be gone?

[Chorus] [Funky Beat, DJ scratches]

Funky Boomer, that's my name

Takin' all the credit, duckin' all the blame

Got my pension, got my peace

Watch me brag about the housing price increase

[Outro] [Record Scratch, fades out with 808 beat and synth stabs]

Funky Boomer... yeah... worship my student-loan-free throne...

Word-ish.