In the periphery of my circle of acquaintances there lives one of these more and more numerous self-employed rent slaves with his own transporter for gardening/moving/transporting etc. & at the same time, of course, he is a separated father.
Dude works, as it should be, 6-7 days a week, while his ex is having fun with her current shagger and forces the common son (4 or 5 years old) on him, when she has something better to do than taking care of the brood.
Like the other day, when he should do something in the house of a very successful local real estate agent. So he had to take his kid with him, who was not feeling very well that day, cough + increased temperature & so.
The brat had to puke at some point - the first time the lady of the house managed to get him out of the door, but as soon as he was back inside he vomited casually into the living room & when he was done with that, he said "Now I have to take a dump!" to then decorate the bathroom of the real estate agent thoroughly with spray poop, who afterwards expelled the rent slave along with his leaky offspring from the house.
This story, of course, is now circulating among the gardener's retiree clientele & was told to my contact in this suburban neighborhood full of native pre-boomer normalos by an 80+ neighbor lady, showing all the signs of horror.
I had a pretty good laugh about it.
It's like One is living in the middle of a gang of mostly friendly but mentally underdeveloped semi-monkeys.
Sometimes funny, but all the time peculiar, strange, bizarre, astonishing, weird, strange, odd, bizarre, alien, astonishing, quaint.
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